Google Teacher

A teacher that is lazy and uses Google to find questions and/or essay topics for students to do.

I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher

by Ghostofchris May 30, 2009

deep google

To google something and read beyond the first page results

I deep googled the financial crisis of 2007 - 2008 and found lots of helpful information on page 5 of google search results.

by gosh114 April 14, 2015

University of Google

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.

Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.

by staples 1234 May 7, 2010

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

Google Reflex

During conversation, when any debatable topic point is raised, an automatic response to pull out one's smart phone and Google it.

Dick: "I thought licorice candy had anise in it."

Jane: "I thought licorice is a different plant than anise."

Dick: (retrieving HTC Incredible from pocket) "Hold on, I'll Google it!"

Jane: "Not again! You need to see a doctor about your Google Reflex."

by Mr Eks June 16, 2010

Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.

Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."

by Allison976 March 18, 2007

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014