Nick

Anyone with the name is a simp and can’t afford free software

Hey, do you see that simp Nick?

by Burger Boomer March 18, 2020

Nick

Nick is a fat man. He usually only has one friend named luca. He will think he has more friends but no one really likes him. he has a gay brother and usually at one point in his life he will come out as bisexual and then pretend he didn't a week later. He also talks a lot of shit but can't take it, instead he just cries on his snapchat streaks.

person 1: Hey is that nick
person 2: yeah, what a whale

by josh henry the beast August 12, 2020

Nick

an asshole

ugh he’s such a nick

by water bottle whale September 12, 2020

Nick

A redditor

Guy: Hey where's Nick.
Not Nick: Probably on reddit getting new memes.
Nick: Ha Ha poopy funny poopy
Not Nick: told ya

by Mercxulus October 11, 2020

Nicked

To consume copius amounts of alcohol in Sudbury, Ontario, Canada, usually at the base of the 'Big Nickel', a popular tourist attraction for the province. The term has grown beyond drinking at this specific location to just drinking in the greater Sudbury area.

Example 1: Krista, I got totally nicked last night. Man, I'm never going back to Sudbury again.

Example 2: Bro, you gettin' nicked this weekend? You know it! I had a hard week of school and now I've got my 40oz in hand.

Example 3: Hey, we gonna get nicked tonight? What else do we have going on in this city? For real. I took a bottle of Ouzo from my moms so we gonna get nicked proper.

by Poppa Andrew October 28, 2009

nick

A fat, homophobic mexican who has a lot of friends, but they hate him or want to kill him. Also whos only dream in life is to be in a donkey show.

I want to kill Nick so bad.

by uiyyg January 21, 2008

Nick

A name for a tall, homosexual who thinks they have a great body, but really doesn't. Nicks usually have dyed, black haired girlfriends that have dated all of the Nicks friends. Nicks also retain the delusion that the girls hair is brown, not black.

That guy over their is a real nick.

by ryan and zack April 16, 2008