Nickelback

when someone shits directly into your ear. Named after one of the world's worst bands, as anyone with good taste in music would have concluded

Friend: What's wrong?

Me: "Owww, my ear hurts. I was listening to the radio and got Nickelbacked. IT BURNS!!

Friend: Yeah, I know. I've been there, man. Let's get some GOOD music into that ear of yours right away.

by aquajerk/surly December 27, 2011

nickel dick

Someone who is very cheap.

That dude is such a nickel dick he parks two miles away just to save a $ 1.00 parking fee.

by Pedro Rodriguez February 26, 2005

Nickelback Effect

Mainstream success achieved by demonstrating exceptional mediocrity.

"Really, Two and a Half Men is the most popular show on television? Must be the Nickelback Effect."

by theslowwonder February 19, 2012

nickel-whore

A very cheap prostitute.

Yo dat bitch is a nickel whore

by Paolo Bruns October 21, 2003

nickel-store whore

(1) A prostitute so cheap she would not even warrant a dime for her services. (2) An individual who is such an unbelievable slut that calling her a dime-store whore is both an insult to the value of dimes and to whores.

As Kelly provided fellatio to the stranger she had just met in the parking lot of a McDonalds, she demonstrated her prowess as a nickel-store whore.

by yeahitsthatguy88 March 22, 2010

Pecker-Necker

-Someone (i.e. a girl) that sucks a lot of dick

Jill is a complete pecker-necker and won't turn anyone down.

by sooper~dee~dooper February 15, 2009

nickelback

Another word for absolute shit
They could very well be the worst band in the world.

faggot: "nickelback is amazing"
non-faggot: " shut up, they suck balls"

by Qannabis King April 26, 2008