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Muppetesque

Adjective describing a person who, as a result of extensive plastic surgery, now looks more like a muppet than a human.
That Real Housewife has had so much plastic surgery, she looks positively muppetesque.
by K-Murda March 11, 2013
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Mupper

Lee is a mupper.
by itsThemuRR September 19, 2018
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Muppetting

Forcing your hand and eventually the arm into the anal cavity so far up that you now have total control of the mandible, enabling muppet like actions.
My shoulder still hurts from muppetting her last night.
by JustinSideher July 18, 2014
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Muppeted

A swift, dominating, and intellectually profound experience for one individual when another exercises their high debating skill and detailed knowledge about an argued topic resulting in not only an obliteration of the other person’s position but also their entire world view.
I got Muppeted when I tried to tell John that he was wrong about socialist economic policy.
by stillrecovering August 28, 2018
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muppets

An alternative term for idiot or moron. Usually used in the UK to describe someone who is incompetant or gormless. Taken from the name for the popular Jim Henson Puppets.
"You bloody muppet!"

"That temp agency has sent us nothing but muppets."
by PRAEst76 February 10, 2005
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milk muppets

female breasts; specifically large breasts that protrude from the chest.
Bro, I'm totally going to sink my face between those milk muppets tonight!
by milkmuppetlove July 17, 2011
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Muppets Take Manhattan

When a failing California based company, hires as a last ditch effort, a group of New York power brokers to try and save their ill conceived, hubris plagued, doomed enterprise.
CEO : God damn it Q4 is coming in even worse than Q3!!!

CFO : The investors are going to pull the plug!!

CEO : There's only one thing we can do!

CFO : You're not thinking what I think you are, are you ?

CEO : I am (hits intercom to secretary) "Get me on the next plane to NY, this LA/SF muppet is taking Manhattan"

CFO (rises to feet) : Muppets Take Manhattan !!
by Love Chef April 27, 2010
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