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Mount Greenwood 

A southwest side Chicago with the heaviest population of Irish anywhere in the USA outside of Ireland. It is also called "Little Ireland". Almost everyone living there is part or full blooded Irish. Most are City workers and the neighborhood is known for many drunken hijinks, rowdiness, and numerous taverns. The women are mostly known for being frumpy, overweight, grouchy cows, and the men known for being sloppily dressed, lazy drunkards and rowdys, who are not very intelligent. Many of these problematic drunken adolescents are the sons and daughtera of police officers and firemen, and because of it, frequently avoid being arrested due to their parents connections.
Yes, the Lads over at the tavern again got drunk and were fighting, and the Cops assigned to Mount Greenwood again had to come out and break it up. No one was arrested as usual, because their Dads and Moms were all Chicago Cops and Firemen. The O'Toole Boy got another tooth knocked out, and only has 4 left. His fat wife came to Mass the next day, and was all smelly and looked like she slept in her clothes again.
Mount Greenwood by Rory O'Doul June 13, 2018
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Mount Enterprise 

Is a small town that consist 70% so called christians, 20% rednecks, and 10% assholes. It has nothing pretty much. It's known for the police officer called "Red", why is he known so much you ask? Because he's a asshole who pulls over everyone and doesn't care if you're on the verge of death. Also..on the subject of Mount Enterprise High school, it's filled with nothing but bullies and the new principal is a complete asshole. So if you're thinking of moving to good Ole Mount Enterprise, DON'T FUCKING DO IT!!
Fakes are known to spawn in Mount Enterprise
Mount Enterprise by RandomCitizen February 21, 2015

mount vernon

Really not more ghetto than Yonkers at all, a somewhat misunderstood place. It would be hard to argue that Mount Vernon is "so bad" when in fact the part of the Bronx it borders is really not that bad at all. Someone try to tell me that 233rd St & Baychester Ave is the hardcore Bronx. It could probably pass for suburbia! Together the two areas pretty much look like a clone of the North Shore of Staten Island - a distant, jungle-like ghetto.
However, South bleeker st is definitely one spot to avoid
mount vernon by Mikey Caps July 18, 2005

Mount Vernon

A waste of space. It's Yonkers gone to Hell.
The Home of the Brave beats Money Earnin' Mount Vernon any day.
Mount Vernon by Matt November 4, 2004

Mount Dora 

the shittiest city to ever exist. Beautiful buildings, streets, and events. Heartless people. Jealous of neighboring towns such as, eustis, leesburg, tavares, and umatilla, because mt. dora knows it contains descendants of the devil and these schools kick their ass constantly. Never enter the city unless you wished to be turned into a homosexual asshole.
Mount Dora is a living hell!
Eustis kicked that Mount Dora team's ass!
Mount Dora by eustisbruh November 16, 2011

Mount Colah 

A place situated between Hornsby and Berowra. People in this area tend to believe falsehoods that Mount Colah is nice and Berowra is a hole. This is completely ridiculous because Berowra has a skate park, shopping village, 4 petrol stations, an RSL, a tavern, 2 community centres, a library, 4 primary schools, a post office, a hairdresser, a barber, a hardware store, a medical centre and a BWS.
Mount Colah, on the other hand, has a primary school, Jim & Harry's, a chemist, a hairdresser, an Italian restaurant, petrol station and a Liquorland.

Mount Colah is clearly a hole.
Dude 1: Hey man, you wanna go chill at Mount Colah?
Dude 2: Get out.
Mount Colah by Btown Bogan March 4, 2011

Mount Stromlo High School

Mount Stromlo High School is a high school based in the A.C.T. Students attending this certain school are most likely high at the moment or wipping out some fortnite dance moves because if you don't do drugs at MSHS you are most likely autistic.
Mount Stromlo High School where the kids are high and the grades are low.