Moneyist

Someone who believes money is the source of all confidence

Hey dude, I met this girl, and she was a total moneyist!

by Ena-super-slay April 17, 2022

Monkeytistic monkeycow

when you're playing Minecraft and you see a mooshroom, and then your friend starts being annoying, he's a monkeytistic monkeycow

you monkeytistic monkeycow james! why don't you go become a mooshroom yourself

by sykhor May 10, 2024

MonkeyFest

taking a class for credit that involves playing with monkeys

what happens during monkeyfest, stays in monkeyfest- fo'sheezy

by harvardmnkylab March 7, 2003

monkeyhats

Slang name for condoms.

I going to buy some monkeyhats so I can where my ladys ass out.

by Big Ron J January 19, 2009

monkeying

Dillydallying with someone other than momi

Yo, was you monkeying with someone else! ?

by Momi February 17, 2015

monkeys

Where real scientists say we came from.

According to the Origin of Species, we all came from monkeys.

by God is watching you. July 8, 2017

Moneystruck

When you don't know how to spend your money.

"I won the lottery but I'm moneystruck."

by KaXma August 19, 2018