Mocha Snowflake

When she doesn't wipe well enough and leaves a trail of snowflakes on the bed sheets.

Dude you can see on which side of the bed darla slept on! Just follow the Mocha Snowflakes .

by Tina the Trucker November 10, 2016

Mocha

A really dumb and oblivious person that doesn't know how to even walk probably and is a hoe and has like thirty six sacks of dead men as their boyfriends because they can't find an alive one that wants to date them.

"She is such a Mocha..."
"Ikr."

by Bambambedabbingonsomecookies October 30, 2017

Mocha

It means pee in Russian

The whole toilet is stained with mocha

by Mramor Pidor February 19, 2018

Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

Momchalant

when you’re mom is stalking you on the phone and you finally call her back and ask what’s up and she goes “oh nothing”

My mom has called me ten times even though she knows I’m at work and when I called her back she was completely momchalant.

by Stu Pidman69 December 17, 2018

moncadista

Filipino crusaders army

Moncadistas have long hair and never cut it because it’s against their belief

by owohaygannnggggg April 13, 2019

monche

Has a big head and is a good person to depend on

Beans and. Rice monche

by Gohan kak October 1, 2019