Manchester

Shitey city up north. Full of arrogant twats, chavs, and two faced arseholes. It's extremely dull too, all they've got is a mediocre shopping centre and a football museum. You're far better off going to the vastly superior Liverpool. Despite how shit it is, Mancurians make out it's far better than Liverpool and London. The reason they hate on London and Liverpool so much is because they know how inferior it is so try to bring down their betters, just like a school bully.

Adam:Fuck London man, it's evil! Manchester is clearly the best city!
Brent: Lol you're joking right? Manchesters full of cunts like you! It's gotta be one of the crappest cities I've been too. You're only hating on London coz you know Manchesters a massive shithole!
Adam: That's not true! Manchester's better! You're just jelaous!
Brent: Yeah you keep telling yourself that lol. And anyway, if that's so true why did you move to London?
Adam: Shut up! I'm out of here!

by mrperson123 January 24, 2019

ManChild

A young boy that has qualities of a man.

"My little manchild has grown out of his clothes"
"Some kids act and dress older than kids his age, hes a little manchild"

by Change Manchild meaning November 29, 2019

Minch

A unit of length measurement defined as a tenth of a feter, which is equal to 2.5 cm and very close to an inch (2.54 cm). It's like a metric inch, hence its name. It's a compromise unit between imperial and metric systems.

I'm 7 fets 5 minches tall, aka 75 minches aka 7.5 feters.

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019

Manchester city

oil merchants with little to no fans, Plus mega faggots

oh Jake you go for Manchester city, you're a faggot

by Christa Ronaldo May 19, 2022

Gu-Manchu

When you give a girl a facial and most of the seed stays around her mouth and nose area resembling a Fu-Manchu mustache/goatee.

I was messing with Sally last night and I gave her a "Gu-Manchu"

That's a pretty nasty "Gu-Manchu" Steve is sporting.

by squ1rr31_ July 12, 2009

The Marti menchaca

a fart that smells realy bad and last for 3 hours without going away. often smelling like rotting pumpkins or los norias(the oil fields) Using Fabreeze or Oust Dose not work it only mixes with the smell causeing it to smell like shit mixed with flowers

Someone just pulled the marti menchaca in youth group! the Fabreeze dosen't work!

by baka kuso yaro April 29, 2011

Manchester United

THE Best Team in the World!!!

Everyone in KGV knows it ...

-Max, a great loyal supporter.

Rio Ferdinand with a great loft pass to the sideline to giggs, gigs with a brilliant cross, ROONEY!!!!!!!

hey makes it look SOOO easy!!!

by loyal supporter April 1, 2005