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Feter

A unit of length in the impetric system of measurements. A feter is a quarter of a meter. A feter (or fet in short) is close to a foot in length.

Bob: How tall are you?
You: I'm seven feters tall
Bob: wut?

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019

Minch

A unit of length measurement defined as a tenth of a feter, which is equal to 2.5 cm and very close to an inch (2.54 cm). It's like a metric inch, hence its name. It's a compromise unit between imperial and metric systems.

I'm 7 fets 5 minches tall, aka 75 minches aka 7.5 feters.

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019

Fet

A shorthand for feter (fet rhymes with get), which is a unit of length measurement defined as a quarter of a meter. It's close to the unit of feet and is thus pronounced as "feeter", which rhymes with and is spelled in the same manner as meter. It's a compromise unit between imperial and metric systems.

Look at that giant dude! He must be at least eight fets tall!

by PragmaticProgress November 30, 2019