Whisker Mechanic

A person who is quite adept at performing cunnilingus.

Michelle: "Wow, Kong and I hooked up last night and he is really quite a Whisker Mechanic"

Cathy: "No doubt, he did some work under my hood last weekend and it was great!"

by Iukong January 4, 2011

Dani Mocanu

Bossul bossilor din Arges
Are femei la produs, e vagabond, face orgii cu 7-8 femei deodata
Aka suleyman magnificul, si pescarul fermecat
Cel mai mare rapper roman
A se asculta am bani de ma enerveaza, eu nu dau inapoi si mafiot cu suflet mare

Coaie sunt atat de jmeker ca am poza cu dani mocanu
Baga ba dani mocanu (rap)

by Dracusorul69futetotcevrea August 13, 2016

Honest Mechanic

A species of homosapien believed to be extinct. At the start of the 20th century with the dawn of the car, there were in fact believed to be several (reproducing...?) species existing, but it was sure that by the 30's they were only a mystery.

It has now been used as an oxymoron to refer to a person that is clearly not what they seem like.

Recently, it has been used in conjunction with when the economy picks up.

A: "Dude, I swear she was hungry for some serious di-"
B: "-You'll find yourself an honest mechanic before you tap that. Admit it."

Or...

A: "I KNEW she wanted some, but I had to be home by 11. If I would have stayed I knew she would have gone all the way."
B: "You'll get yourself an honest mechanic like that when the economy picks up."

by Ultraturtle January 24, 2011

Moncton Mocha-chino

An obscure sexual move in which the male grates processed cheese directly into a females vagina, and when the cheese begins to melt, the penis is inserted, and then jamed into the females mouth, or another person. Not to be confused with the Fredericton Fondue

I paid the whore 12$ and an oreo to let me do a Moncton Mocha-chino. So worth it.

by Sir Scoats April 24, 2011

Reverse Mechanic

How Italians refer to homosexuals.

Vinne's not gay! He's creative. He's a reverse mechanic. He likes to play in the dirt.

by Hamlet Turn Around May 10, 2018

Mechanicsville, md

A shitty little town full of rednecks and drunks, with nothing to do but drink and do drugs and have little babies

the crappest place ever outside of arkansas is mechanicsville, md

by socialoutcasts October 8, 2008

break up attack mechanizm

when you break up with a girl and there freinds run over to you and yell at you for hurting them.usualy followed by a swift kick to the balls.

when evyn broke up with laura,the break up attack mechanizm imdediatly followed.

by evyn hajas February 11, 2006