Exxon Mobil

The largest company in the world by total revenue. Based in Texas. Formed after Exxon and Mobil merged in 1999. The CEO is a former Longhorn.

Though often controversial, Exxon Mobil is just a corporation like any other.

by lewis rush October 25, 2007

mobbin

The act of hammering the gas in the middle of full blown traffic and swerving through cars like you are in a formula 1 race. Anyone who mobs it should be able to switch lanes and cut off cars within a fraction of a second. The closer you get to hitting someone, the harder you mob. Mobbin is usually affiliated with slammed cars, heavy metal, windows down, and Talia.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that mazda mobbin it?
Guy 2: Youre a fucking moron. Mazdas can't mob.
Guy 3: Dude I was mobbing it in my honda!!
Guy 4: No. You're all fucksticks.

by #teamtalia January 9, 2013

rican mobile

A type of car that Puerto Ricans drive. It comes in two varieties.

1. A supped up Mitsubishi that is driven for the sole purpose to steal money from stupid white boys.

2. A car with a blue Hundai body, a black Mazda left door, and a white Honda right door and hood. The white is usually primar, but it can be the actual color of the door/hood that was scrapped from the Puetro Rican's brother's junkyard. Under normal circumstances, this car seats 4-5 people, but in the case of the Rican-Mobile, it seats 12-15 grown Ricans in wife beaters with their nieces and nephews in the trunk.

#1: Did you see that phat rican-mobile? It was off the hizzy.

#2: I'm not driving with you in that rican-mobile. For all I know there is no floor.

by Pablo, King of the Spaniards October 19, 2004

Mobile

Mobile is strictly for those blessed by God to be born in a zip code beginning with 366. The birthplace of Mardi Gras, Jimmy Buffett, and Hank Aaron. High school frats and sororities. Situated perfectly between the water and the woods, no town in America can approach the undeniable superiority that Mobile exudes. New Orleans, Savannah, and Charleston may be pretty cool- for a weekend, but none of them can match the sheer greatness of Mobile and its citizens. So wear your Costa del Mar's, top siders, and Barbour jacket proudly. Drive your Tahoe through the intersection of Old Shell and McGregor, and have a cold beer from your ice chest and put it in a hugger at the Dick. Spend your entire winter break at Pat and DD's just because you can. And always remember, you are better than everyone fr...om anywhere else without exception, and if they beg to differ, ask if their town has a battleship? DIDN'T THINK SO.

Where is the most perfect city in the south?

Mobile of course!

by arc1986 April 7, 2011

PUBG mobile

A game most mobile users get when they don't have money to buy a PC. I mean its fun and i don't have a monster PC and its free i don't see why this game s hated by the PC community its a mobile game for people who don't have money

Guy 1: you play PUBG MOBILE it sucks
Guy 2: Well i'm poor so FUCK OFF

by Averagemale97 April 8, 2019

donkey mobile

This is the combination of a donkey punch and a snowmobile. While the guy is ravaging the chick from behind (the chick is on all fours), he gives her a donkey punch. Right when she recieves the punch, the man uses his other arm to sweep the chick's arms out from underneath her in one smooth move. Then, much to her dismay, she falls.

While Joel was ravaging his new woman from behind, he pulled out his best move ever: the donkey mobile. This ensured that she was very confused, and it made him a proud man.

by The Pirate August 31, 2004

Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U

The Mobile Dick Sucking Unit or 'M.D.S.U' for short is a contraption devised to enable players to get head while walking along, thus enabling them to continue day to day life, while pimping it up.
It's basically a tray on wheels.

Guy 1: 'Did you see that badman walking along and getting sucked off by that slammin' hottie at the same time?'

Guy 2: 'Yeah mate, that's Kessah using his Mobile Dick Sucking Unit / M.D.S.U'

by idealismfosho January 4, 2010