Mobile Coffin

Any larger varieties of dual-cab pickup trucks, SUVs or RVs that are filled to capacity with Senior Citizens (age 55+). Mobile Coffins are generally hazardous to the public as they are usually unaware of their vehicle's speed (driving well below the speed limit), waning attention to detail (driving through a red light or stopping at a green light), and poor judgment of distance vs time (pulling out in front of you). Mobile Coffins may also cause more casualties than who is currently occupying the vehicle. This is mostly due to the age of the driver who is currently manning the helm.

Did you see that Mobile Coffin blow through that red light? Yeah, he almost clipped that guys rear end.

Boss: "Why weren't you at work yesterday?"
Employee: "Are you kidding me? I was stuck behind something like 5 Mobile Coffins...there was no way I was getting here."

by DefMasterG March 2, 2010

Mobile Wingman

A wingman that is not available at the moment, but can give advice over text messaging and ask or repeat what he has already told you the night before.

Dude I needed a mobile wingman last night so I txt Rob at the funeral

by The mobile wingman September 10, 2009

mullet-mobile

A car driven by rednecks and the mulleted inbreds of America.

See camaro

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Mobile chutiya

Mobile chutiya is a person who uses mobiule phone while walking on the street.

Mobile chutiyas are many boys and gals, mostly big assholes use it while crossing the street or walking on the road unaware of the sticker making machines traversing through the roads.

by Discokhujli June 23, 2008

mobile home

A euphemism for house trailer. Replaced lately by another even softer term, manufactured home. Don't let the manufactured home companies tell you different, it might have siding and wood cabinets, but its still a fucking trailer!<p>Often occupied by toothless hicks and easy but dirty women.

by Joe Mama October 18, 2003

bake mobile

When you smoke gangsta in da whip an bake that shit out.

Luke and brandon went off to the bake mobile.
Big O's whip turned into da local bake mobile.

by Sir Smoke-alot June 11, 2006

penis mobile

automobile for which one whose penis is so big that it cannot be manually moved from place to place that it must be carried about in its own four wheeled engine driven car

oscar meyer weiner mobile

by Dr. boofice smirfington July 15, 2004