by watagatapitusberrie May 11, 2010
by Harping deeznuts January 15, 2022
My son is mentally disabled, but I still love him. Translation. I wish I never met that guy at the club
by I'm not a kid July 09, 2014
by Mack H May 04, 2007
Overly intensive self gratifying procrastination, thought and contemplation for a subject not necessarily warranting such effort.
by Diamond Tee April 09, 2009
A WOMAN !!!! is a mental terrorist
when your in a fit and she just agrees and agrees then says "______" in a whisper
and that thought comes back later...
when your in a fit and she just agrees and agrees then says "______" in a whisper
and that thought comes back later...
by TNACANADA February 06, 2009
What God intended us to beat off to. The imagination; the mind's eye. Before spank movies made it obsolete, the mental movie was all people had: shutting their eyes tight, folks in bygone epochs envisaged hot, breathless fucks with acquaintances they passed on cobbled streets. Today, some still employ the mental movie, especially when away from their computers--in an isolated bathroom stall, a fitting room, the woods, etc., the fancy can still be relied on to do the trick when called upon.
Arthur slipped into the dank alley off Goodman St., having just seen Nora in a blue mini-skirt and tank top walking out of the department store. He leaned against the dumpster, glancing about him to be sure he was alone. Nora's sweet Alabama accent, her blue eyes, the superb abundance of her breasts, her chiseled legs: all these mingled in his mind as he cranked his now bare cock with abandon. His brain went blank and he came. He breathed a deep breath: "Nothing like the mental movie sometimes," he muttered.
by Cunning Linguist 28 July 22, 2011