You are thrusting the girl in the ass as hard as you possibly can, with no lube or contraceptive, the giver leans over the top of the recievers head inserting their right middle and index finger into the recievers nostrals. With your left hand, you constantly punch / jab her in the stomach. Once she finally falls over and dies or becomes unconscious, guzzle down at least a pint to liter of honey and vomit all over her.
Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Thus creating "TheManBearPig (A combination of "The Pig" and "The Bear"
Jack: I gave your mom The ManBearPig last night!
Fred: You what?
Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.
Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?
Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
Fred: You what?
Jack: Yea, I didn't want to get my hand wet from her mouth so I put it in her nose like The Pig.
Fred: You ate the honey and threw up on her just like The Bear!?
Jack: Yea, it was gross and threw up more!
by Sharkbeam September 23, 2009
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What's your name?
Manbear Frankland.
Manbear? That can't be your name. Show me your id. Oh right, you mean Samantha!
Manbear Frankland.
Manbear? That can't be your name. Show me your id. Oh right, you mean Samantha!
by Henry "Henners" D January 1, 2009
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HALF Man, HALF Bear and HALF Pig. (MBP)
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
ManBearPig is a mamal created by Al Gore the last American Vice President. MBP is explained as the "single biggest threat to our planet." MBP is known as the creature that "roams the earth alone." People suggest that MBP is not real, but Al Gore says "MBP is very real and I'm serial." MBP has large hooves where humans feet should be. Al Gore believes to have spotted MBP in a tourist attraction known as "Cave of the Winds" Located in South Park, Colorado. MBP dropings are similar to pig droppings...but more manbear like. MBP also smells like salfur of salmon like odors.
by Ben Caruso October 11, 2007
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Get the manbear mug.An extended version of the ever-popular Mancation, in which the individual, typically a male, engages in a prolonged respite from his daily duties and relationships. Manbaticals typically follow life-changing events including divorces, break-ups, or major job changes. The average Manbatical lasts 6-8 weeks but in extreme cases have been known to go on for years.
Did you hear about Steve? Right after he and Karlie broke up, he went to Cabo for Mancation with his brahs and ended up on an 8 month Manbatical! Dude came back with a sick tan, one nut, and a scathing case of the Herp, but he's real relaxed now and totally over Karlie. Just goes to show....
by Zach Olsen January 2, 2009
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"Bro, that's my shit, don't manbarrass me about it"
If you drink your bro's last beer, that is a manbarrassment.
"I know you won't manbarrass me bro, that is not legit."
If you drink your bro's last beer, that is a manbarrassment.
"I know you won't manbarrass me bro, that is not legit."
by Joeshmoe64 April 3, 2009
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Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
Formed from, and pertaining to the species defined as male. It may consist of anything from words or actions relating to the degradation of women. Found in the species know as male who are absent of cranial matter and any substantial penis size. The man^be^dick^us must use degradation to compensate for what God gave a goose and not him, but this rendering of the male species can hop on either foot.
“Hey Leah, did you see that manbedickus just laugh about giving his girlfriend an angry sanchez after the donkey punch he gave her?” “Ya”, said Leah, “he really has a small dick, doesn't know how to use it and no brains hu? But he sure can hop fast on one leg."”
by The Mom September 8, 2007
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