Plant Manager

The guy who sits in the office pretending to work all day, that bitches at you for not getting shit done. His main job is to make sure the coffee pot is full, and to remind you that he has "been there, done that."

The Plant Manager of Praxair Dist.

by Jwill22k4 June 28, 2010

Manager

A "member" of a sports team who is to untalented to be an actual part of any team. The manager is often so weak that a small gust of wind knocks him or her over. Female managers are often sluts who have no future however, they give great blow jobs.

Dude 1- "Dude look at that manager." Dude 2-"I know she is such a nerd but she's a real slut."

by The Antichrist of Your Ass May 30, 2015

Manager

An absolute dick

“Where’s the Manager?” “Uhhh we don’t know.”

by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

manage

"manage" is a slang used by sras. this might sound normal but if u look into the inner meaning, it suggests smtg rly "manage"-y. basically it can means u can manage anything to take revenge.
~uwu

sras: let her come to school bro i will manage

by nycXrisma supporter February 17, 2022

failure management

A company designed for managing the amount of failure in the world there is. Invented by Steven He in 2020.

Steven He: Do you know where the failure management is?
Me: No? Why?
Steven He: Because I want to tell them my son is a FAILURE!
Steven He's son: Dad I'm right here

by A very weird person January 4, 2023

Seagull manager

A manager who often flies in, makes a lot of noise, poops on everything and then leaves.

Awh-oh, here comes the seagull manager... time for lunch, we'll clean up when we get back

by j-dawg2 March 28, 2009

Carlson School of Management

A school of high achieving students that are hated upon because of their future wealth.

I hate Jim, he is going to be making so much money because he goes to the Carlson School of Management.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006