Lochez is one of the most drop dead sexy beasts of the 21st century. He is one of the biggest hits with the ladies, and can always get any girl he wants, without even trying. he also has the biggest, thickest and healthiest penis in the world, just like his original name, Lochlan. Lochez always has a group of girls hanging off him, and also has his bros behind him. Lochez is extremely attractive and intelligent, and has also mastered "Perfection".
Girl 1: lochez is amazing, he has the biggest penis in the world. he is always so amazing to everyone and is just a perfect guy
Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.
Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.
Girl 2: i know, i was with him last night, hes so amazingly perfect.
Bros: Lochez is an amazing guy, always loyal and awesome to us, and he always helps us pull in all the ladies.
by Lochez April 30, 2011
Get the Lochez mug.A term for large unattractive women. Usually having a reptilian or dinosaur look.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
These women are usually very lonely and unintelligent.
Warning do not feed Loch Mess Monsters!!!
Rumour has it that all LMM's share a genetic marker
that can be traced right back to Nessy herself.
"THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE! *Points at Monster* THE LOCH MESS MONSTER EXISTS!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
"So this Loch Mess Monster jumps me while I was pissed, tries prying open my lips with her tongue, man. I was sure I was dino dinner. Lucky enough I had some bacon handy, tossed it away from me... never seen something so big run so fast."
"Shit man... loch mess monsters everywhere, lets bounce!"
"Quick!! rub yourself in shit, de guise your scent from the Loch mess Monster over there!!"
by Butcher Blain November 15, 2011
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Get the Looph mug.a place in scotland, britan, was probably used in the late 1800's to re-locate convicts
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
consists of a large number of small towns and villiages the largest of which is fort william
"where're you from?"
"locharber"
"locharber"
by pablo/nop December 27, 2005
Get the locharber mug.Lochie is a kind, sweetheart who always loves and cares for his girlfriend. He treats everyone with pure respect. Lochie is a very special one of a kind guy, who you will love forever and not want to ever lose. I love my Lochie
I love Lochie
by Lochiesgirl August 20, 2019
Get the Lochie mug.Bhosadpappu person with no humour at all. Better to stay away from this person. He will waste your time and treat you badly. Worst person of all time. Kinda worst experience with Lochans.
Even hideous with girls. TRUST ME!!
Even hideous with girls. TRUST ME!!
by Chutiya123 November 24, 2021
Get the Lochan mug.1. Various verbs that result in something positive and is used as a substitue when the speaker cannot describe something.
2. The art of the Looch
3. Sexual contact of any kind.
2. The art of the Looch
3. Sexual contact of any kind.
1. He wouldn't answer my phone calls, he was too busy looching around with that broad.
2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.
2. He bowled a 300 in Wii bowling...totally looching it.
by THE ENTOURAGE November 2, 2007
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