Looting

The act of collecting any bodily waste/fluids. This includes: placenta, piss, sperm, shit, vaginal discharge. People may also blend them together and enjoy a nice drink on a sunny day.

“Hey, your 7 year old girlfriend just died. Want to go looting for a delicious beverage?”

by Footjober February 12, 2025

Lotion Crouton

The crusty glob from the lotion pump that you immediately fling into the trash when getting a squirt of lotion.

Deb- hey Shannon pass me that lavender hand lotion.
Shannon- sure, just know there’s definitely some lotion crouton on that bad boy.

by anonymous February 3, 2026

Looting

You ALSO did it!

Hym "Looting is only OK if Jews do it. Which they did. The looted this."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

Luotiez

An idiot

“That guy is so stupid”

‘Who? Luotiez?’

by aventurinefan667 October 2, 2025

Lalotisim

A dope mofo who keeps it 100

Damn you got that Lalotisim

by D760 October 22, 2025

Lotioning the Mushroom

Slang for the act of rubbing one out (masturbating). Using lotion of choice.

Poor Lucus never has any luck with the ladies. So he spends most nights lotioning the mushroom (masturbating) while watching porn.

by Hue G Wang November 17, 2025

Throat Lotion Dispenser

A femal or in some cases a male who who loves giving fellatio and ingesting seminal fluid on a constant.

Man, all this jacking off and using spankerchefs is getting old... I need to hook up with a good THROAT LOTION DISPENSER. "... or ... " MY Wife, a TROOPER?! No no NO, The way she throats a cock and sucks it with such ferocity, she is a true, bonified THROAT LOTION DISPENSER!!!

by Mr. KSZ March 20, 2011