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French Revolution

Viva La France. Essentially, the French acting like French, but the only difference is that instead of raising the white flag like usual, they attempted to endorse something worth endorsing (liberty, equality). This failed horribly as they stormed the weapon-less Bastille and ended up slaughtering a (relatively) huge percentage of their population via the glorious guillotine. If any message came out of this beautiful revolution, it would be "prayer i'm not French," or "don't let another Robespierre kill the rich people supporting the economy."
Mike: "I'm glad the American government claims so much power."

Tom: "Why?"

Mike: "So no goddamn poor bastards like the sans-culottes can revolt and start a civil war disguished as a revolution (like in the freaking French Revolution).
by JacquesIII July 17, 2010
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queer revolution

The sad state of affairs that Americans now find themselves in, where the insane and perverted views and "rights" of about 3% of the population can dictate behavior, business, and even religious practices of the remaining 97%.
This queer revolution is making me sick. No way do I want them demanding leadership rolls in the church, or even frequenting my establishment for that matter.
by alchoholicanonymous May 18, 2015
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revolution

a dangerous gang that originated in the 90's in Washington Heights. now its city wide from manhattan,brooklyn,bronx,and queens.
Yo rev up... revolution
by Baby9 December 28, 2005
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velvet rope revolution

One of the teams in "World Series Of Pop Culture," they kicked the Lazer Wolves out, and really shut the annoying damn Cheetara cheerleaders or whatever those things are up. They consist of the members Nne, Jason, and Alex. They have such a cool logo, that should be the logo of VH1 :) and World Series of Pop Culture. Anyway they are the coolest team and it was really disappointing to see them lose to the Boeghy Bunch. Dave really such have creamed Jim in the Semi Finals, but it was so ironic.. Anyway they know their things, and should find no problems in their careers.
Dude the Velvet Rope Revolution is the best team out in the World Series of Pop Culture.
Jim: ACDC.
Pat: Thats incorrect. Dave you have a chance to steal.
Dave: Metallica.
Pat: Thats correct.
Dave: You really shouldn't have said that.
Jim: Why not?
Dave: Because I was deciding between the two, ACDC or metallica either one.
Jim: *in his head* Oh you fucking smart ass.
No he is! Dave is so smart and cool, not to be gay or anything.
by Abdul Haq July 28, 2006
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Wood Evolution

The 3 stages of a boner
Stage UNO: Domed= flacid
Stage DOS: Intermediate= almost there
Stage TRES: Saddleback= hard as a rock
Damn man, my grandma is helping get to Stage TRES in the Wood Evolution
by willikowirl January 25, 2011
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Semen Revolution

a time in the future when everything will be powered by semen.
hank: the semen revolution has been the best thing ever. if i ever have to fill up my car all i have to do is fuck it.
Steve: it's made the world a better place
by Steeeve1 November 6, 2011
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