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That watermelon looks like a qatermelon... gay

Lmao she said qatermelon instead of watermelon. Better bully her for it
by HeyPete October 31, 2018
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watermelon lmao

Citthe original collection of Thunberg and other relevant type material, show that the sweet watermelon (Citrullus ss in Shenzhen in China in 2017.4

The bitter South African melon first collected by Thunberg has become naturalized in semiarid regions of several continents, and is designated as a "pest plant" in parts of Western Australia where they are called pig melon.5
naeus and the holotype of the South African species.7 There is evidence from seeds in Pharaoh tombs of watermelon cultivation in Ancient Egypt. Watermelon is grown in tropical and subtropical areas worldwide for its large edible fruit, also known as a watermelon, which is a special kind of berry with a hard rind and no internal division, botanically called a pepo. The sweet, juicy flesh is usually deep red to pink, with many black seeds, although seedless varieties have been cultivated. The fruit can be eaten raw or pickled and the rind is edible after cooking.

they didn't let me have most of it :(
by Christopherblue October 16, 2019
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Watermelon

A sweet, red, juicy, fruit that is soo luvable u could eat it everyday
I mean wtf yuh supposed to know wey a watermelon is.
Girl no. 1:What is watermelon
Girl no. 2:Widdi f**k u dont know what a watermelon is u livin under a rock owah
by Pineapple_princess October 17, 2019
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Watermelon-slinging slasher

A person who throws a slice of watermelon at another person/object.
Watermelon-slinging slasher: *throws watermelon slice at the victim*

Victim’s friend: Hey, are you good?

Victim: Yeah, that guy is a total watermelon-slinging slasher.
by a_smelly_computer October 29, 2019
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Watermelon War

A war caused by a American guy stealing a watermelon in panama (not really a war but a riot)
by BruhEmperor April 29, 2020
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Watermelon

The most evil food ever created. A single watermelon can kill a whole family and still be rolling around. Nobody knows why they are so blood thirsty or what angered them so much, but it is said there will be a melonpocalypse very soon. This should not be taken lightly and people should prepare using extreme caution. A best case scenario would be underground in a steel bunker.
Oh Bombero, the watermelon coming. OH HELP, HELP, THE WATERMELON IS RIPPING OUT MY EYES.
by BomberoWorshipper34 October 29, 2020
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watermelon sugar

She knew the watermelon sugar was to die for when Angela felt herself moaning like no tomorrow
by ArmarilloArmadillo December 19, 2020
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