Lance Corporal

Jarrod Phillips Marine Corps. Confirmed 52 casualities first tour of Iraq. Took a bullet for Staff Sargeant Hamilton. He won four state wrestling titles due to his back and leg muscles.

Lance Corporal

by dillon archeluta October 19, 2010

Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

by me_idiot May 20, 2006

Lance Armstrong

To sum it all up, an American Hero. When it took the entire nation of Nazi Germany to conquer France in a month, he can do it in a couple of weeks with the help of a few friends. He's like the Achilles of modern times. Only this man has no weakness. He'll kick all yo' asses.

-Hey I heard Lance won the tour for the 7th time in a row.
-Yeah, that guy's a freakin' tank.

by Paultheman August 20, 2005

Lancedale

Ultimate statement of badassery.

"When he jumped the police car and blew up the station it was totally Lancedale"

by lancedholmen February 3, 2010

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017

lancen

Lancens are the type of people you want in your life theyre always going to have you laughing, happy and smiling. Lancen will do anything in his heart to make you smile on good days and bad, he makes an amazing friend and a wonderful boyfriend. Although lancens may be loud and annoying at the day you cant help but love him. Get you a lancen and keep him forever

" my boyfriend, lancen hes the sweetest guy ive ever met "

by John.Cenaa September 6, 2017

laniyce

A super nerd who loves Webtoon, Kpop, Reading, and staying locked up in her room

Your acting like a LaNiyce. Please stop.

(mostly used as an insult)

by QueenNerdyNachoz October 12, 2017