King Lad

Leader of a group of cretins who usually frequent low brow nighclubs and pull easy girls who are not so easy on the eye (referred to as "fodder"). Their rogue type exterior will endear them to the outside world but do not be fooled.

King Lad sleazing on the "cheese" dancefloor in Cav.

by ChiefChad January 5, 2010

King of Town

The king of the town that Homestar Runner and his comrades reside in. He is by far the most unpopular person in town. He has his own flock of sheep (or used to, anyway), and eats all kinds of crap. While it is widely believed the the King of Town lives in a smile-faced castle, in reality, he lives in atwo bedroom job next door to Strong Bad. He leases his Weber barbecue to The Cheat for shelter. Rumor has it that he is Marzipan's father, but nothing has been confirmed.

The KING OF TOWN ate his sheep. They were delicious.

by CaPN April 8, 2003

Lion King

When having sex, you pull out right before you ejaculate. Go in your own hand. Get the girl to face you and before she realizes it, use your thumb to smear some sperm across her forehead and say "Simba".

"I used the Lion King on my girlfriend last night"

by Chris Acosta March 28, 2005

king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

Its in the song "what do you say?" by Mickey Avalon. This song also appears in the movie THE HANGOVER.

Bascically.. Its what you say when you're too fucked up.

person 1: What do you say when your too fucked up?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

person 1: What do you say when you run out of drugs?
tiny voiced person: king kong kitchie kitchie ky-me-yo

by KIMEYO March 25, 2011

klance is cannon king

A phrase commonly used to express hope in and support for the ship between Keith Kogane and Lance McClain from Voltron: Legendary Defender. It was first stated by Lucky Luciano on Twitter, only to be deleted hours later. Nevertheless, it is a popular saying among a majority of the VLD fandom and has even been adapted to show support for other ships or theories.

Voltron: Legendary Defender: has many parallels between Keith and Lance and canon romantic pairings
Jeremy Shada: all parallels are intentional
Everyone, collectively: klance is cannon king

by sheith is dead lol sorry shall June 30, 2018

king cake

The traditional Mardi Gras circular cake: festively iced with purple, gold, and green frosting. A small bean or plastic doll baby is inserted somewhere in each one. The one who gets this has to provide the king cake next year.

We had the traditional New Orleans king cake. As, as is tradition, it was not very good this year, either. Still, it's a reminder of New Orleans: the best damned city in the country. Even though it's down now, it will come back, so hang loose and let the good times roll.

by Duckbutt February 27, 2006

King Hit

A term widely used in Australia. A very hard punch, usually delivered to the head, that is completely unexpected. Most often results in knock outs or knock downs. Viewed upon by most as an act of cowardice. Simmilar in meaning to sucker punch.

The boys beat the shit out of this nev after he king hit Joey in the pub.

by HorseyBra May 26, 2013