Good Karma Ticket Fairy

Noun: A form of good luck given to those who win tickets (concert, movie, etc...) from a contest or sweepstakes. Often times used as a polite form of "Na-ne-na-na boo-boo, I got free stuff and you didn't!", it can also be used as a sincere way of expressing the joy of winning.

Whether these individuals deserve this good karma is not always relevant, but those undeserving folks who use this term can always pretend their good deeds were the source of their good fortune! (;

I was the 9th caller at the radio station and The Good Karma Ticket Fairy blessed me with 4 free tickets to see the new Harry Potter Movie! Who's jealous??? Maybe I won because I helped that little old lady across the street last week...? Hmmm...

by DeWinter July 7, 2007

karma

something that needs to be present all the time

There's a lot of people that should have bad karma, but they tend to escape anything bad happening to them.

by fhgirl-51 August 6, 2011

parking karma

The availability of good parking as a direct result of the way one handles personal driving experiences.

Erin to Paul: "Sweet! front row again... You must have good parking karma."
Luke to Elayne: " You see that motherfucker cut-off that ambulance ?"
Elayne: " Yup! He just lost ALL his parking karma! "

by sunbl00d August 21, 2011

Advanced Karma

The event in which you experience negative karma for an offense you have not yet committed but will commit in the future.

You are outside doing yard work and get a blister on your thumb. Later, you proceed to completely neglect your friend's request that you visit them at work by going to Price Chopper hours after you know that your friend has left. The blister is advanced karma.

by Jenody August 22, 2011

Karma

“Deeds,” “works,” the principle of inexorable cause and effect.

Karma is the balance of good and evil done in a given incarnation in Hindu belief.

by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

instant karma

It's gonna get you.

instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'

by enjuneer December 24, 2003

Karma

Smackdown of the Gods

I kicked a cat the other day . . . today a giant sabertooth from the depths of time bit me.

by Kuma February 26, 2004