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by my name is 0k March 4, 2019
Get the Johan mug.A name given to a hide the fact that she is a black widow spider. One who takes great pride in feeding off every possible asset and anything else valuable in your life, and your friends lives, in order to feed her own inflated egotistical, narcisistic, borderline personality disorder body, in order to continue to survive without ever having to do it on her own. This person will do anything to be the center of attention and destroy anything good in your life, or those close to you. Even taking it to the extremes of cutting themselves up for attention, in order to destroy the stability of the surrounding environment.
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".
2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
This name is the lowest lifeform within the genetic defiinition of "human". Parasite is more appropriate.
Much like catus, scorpions, electric eels, and all other things that god created to look like "DONT TOUCH OR PLAY WITH THIS THING IDIOT, IF YOU DO, YOU DO SO AT YOUR OWN RISK".
2. The most vile name to call a female, ranking easily above cunt, whore, and skank
DEF 1 -- Person 1 : "hey whats the matter?"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"
DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
Person 2 : "Its the same old shit again, with my pick of women."
Person 1 : "Oh God, did you think she was an Alyssa, and she turned out to be a fucking Johanna?"
Person 2 : "Oh yes, its all destroyed, and she has already moved to another victim!"
DEF 2 -- Person 1 "That girl at the bar was a real cunt!"
Person 2 "Hell no dude, that girl was a flat out JOHANNA!"
Person 1 "True, I would have at least enjoyed going to bed with the cunt!"
by californiaproud December 9, 2010
Get the Johanna mug.dude 1: "Damn. Those girls have the best friendship I've ever seen. What's their name?!!!"
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."
dude 2: "I know, man. They call themselfs "Johanda". I absolutely love them."
dude 1: "I know, right? They're also pretty hot tho."
by Lenyy October 22, 2017
Get the Johanda mug.To pull a Johan is to do something to avoid getting getting yelled by the wife or intailing a plan that does not make sense.
by Forklift Sevilla March 4, 2019
Get the Johan mug.A famous bully in Hong Kong who calls people names and punches people whoever accidentally tend to pick their noses.
A: Who is your worst enemy?
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
B: Tim. He’s evil, calls people names, punches dirty people to the d**k, and killed his teacher in school 10 years ago. Absolute Johann.
by MagicCreeper November 23, 2019
Get the Johann mug.Jóhanna is an icelandic name of a amazing girl. Shes very beautiful and funny and smart and everyone wants to be around her because shes so fantastic.
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