Join the club

An agreement to a statement, often used sarcastically.

Aaron: "I dont study for tests."

Sarah: "Join the club."

aaron: "Im a gold member."

Sarah: "Oh yeah? Ive reached platinum status."

by Telephobic teenager January 15, 2013

Jinxfuck

Jinxing yourself on getting fucked. Killing your chances of "gettin' it". Cockblocking yourself.

Quit trying to grow your beard out, your jinxfucking yourself with the honeys!

by Faaaaatttyyy March 10, 2009

jitter joint

Hospital or clinic where drunks and druggies go for rehabilitation when they chemical dependent.

Shamiqua be knocking down too many 40 oz and she be into that Bolivian marching powder and crack. She be headed to the jitter joint before too long. I don't think her purple pill save her now.

by El Franko August 10, 2006

Tulip Joint

An Amsterdam specialty joint, resembling the flower it is named after with a pencil sized roach and a massive bulb full of the tastiest reefa out there.

Never attempt to smoke one by yourself, if a marijuana overdose is possible, this would be the cause of it.

We smoked this fat tulip joint at a party a couple days ago and I'm still baked!

by JohanSebastien August 16, 2011

bop joint

A girl who is only good for receiving oral sex from.

Them All Star Honnies are some Bop Joints.......

by zxulu tha big lip bandit February 27, 2007

JOINT

Can be anything, what ever you point out.

Look at thatjoint.
You see them joints she was wearing.
You heard that jointon the radio the other day.

by NONE May 13, 2005

Join my discord

Rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I don’t want to.

Join my discord or you have small p-nus.

by Robert downeeeeeeeee jr.(smith October 15, 2019