John

Someone who is gay ❤💛💚💙💜and is trash at anything to do with video games however is sometimes a good friend 👍😎
Stop being such a John
by Sapsucker January 22, 2019
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John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart
John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*
by Ooo la la! April 04, 2016
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The John

An alcoholic drink made from combining diet coke with cheap tequila. The name refers to the taste, similar to toilet water.
I passed out in a puddle of vomit because I was drinking the Johns all night.
by Don Lemmings October 24, 2017
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John

John is a fuck boy. He doesn’t know what he wants and can appear nice and sweet and innocent but that’s not the truth. He prefers cheap and easy girls to girls of substance. Stay away from anyone named John because they will just break your heart.
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JOHN

a man with a very small penis, occasionally about 2 and a half inches in width and 1 inch long erect.
johns penis was so small that sheral cryed
by blargalarga March 24, 2013
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John

A guy with a needle dick. Not very satisfactory in bed. Very bland personality, will not keep anyone entertained for longer than 3 minutes. He is so oblivious about having a needle dick.that he pulls it out at any chance he can. He regularly says idiotic things. Will never be able to string together a line of intelligent words.
Girl 1 have you seen johns needle dick.

Girl 2 it looks like a needle lol.
by the CBK March 26, 2014
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John

A chubby teenager, who spends all of his time playing Call of Duty, or other video games. He has very poor relationships, because he is a complete dick.
Dude your acting like a John
by Josue5667 November 10, 2010
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