jilkon

Swedish hacker lingo for "the toilet".

Bring Adrian to the jilkon, please.

by Jesus Montana March 30, 2003

jellomold

falling over because you are so drunk that your legs become jello. codeword for drunk

"i dont know how that boy was able to stand, he was such a jellomold."

by eliseyy June 27, 2007

Jellorita

When you lack the proper receptacles for jello shot, and must resort to margarita glasses, you have created Jelloritas.
Alternate spelling: Jell-Oritas

girl 1: Oh no, we're out of dixie cups!
girl 2: That's OK, let's make Jelloritas!

by stoabmeister February 18, 2010

Jelloceps

The jiggly loose fat that hangs where triceps once were. Usually found on middle aged and up women wearing sleeveless shirts.

Who needs jelloshots when you can have jelloceps at the local dive bar!

by Dnasty1 March 22, 2010

jello boob

Boobs that jiggle so much with every movement that they look like a two bowls full of jello.

Man! Look at those jello boobs. I want to motorboat them or set those puppies free.

by ambs1214 April 12, 2011

Jello salad

When a woman places jello inside of her vagina, and someone eats it out.

honey maybe you can have some jello salad later

by justalady September 10, 2012

jello fucking

When you make jello in somones oriface, allow it to solidify and then fuck them

Did you hear? Bob and Sally were looking to mix things up in the bedroom so he jello fucking her asshole

by watchtheswitchinstantly March 9, 2014