Jewish lemonade 

When you go to In-N-Out, and you mix water, six or eight lemon slices, and sweetener/sugar, in a water cup. It’s called Jewish Lemonade because it’s free.

Hi, yes, I’d like a Double Double, and a free water cup for my Jewish Lemonade.

Jewish lemonade by davidrgarber November 13, 2019

Jewish Pressure Washer 

When you gently insert a narrow rod into your penis hole and leave it there for 3-4 days and when removed piss comes out of your dick at 90-137mph

Johnny tried the Jewish Pressure Washer and no longer has a penis

Jewish Pressure Washer by NiggaManNigga November 30, 2019

Jewish Buffalo 

The Jewish Buffalo roams the plains of Wyoming in search of moist, often overweight vaginas to seek shelter in for no less than a fortnight. Doesn't have a peanut allergy. All around good guy, will throw his boots on in a pinch if you need a blowjob and pretend to be a girl on a hookup app.

Rumor has it she let The Jewish Buffalo give her a blowjob. Oopsies!

Jewish Buffalo by ThatsMrVillain January 8, 2020

Jewish Blowie 

When a Jew females nose is so large, she cannot reach the penis of the Jewish mans small penis, therefore must perform felatio sideways.

Morse gave Felix a Jewish Blowie last week.

Jewish Blowie by Jewjob1000 January 21, 2021

Jewish condom 

It's like a regular condom, but you snip off the tip.

I wasn't quite ready to have kids, but I used a Jewish condom; now I'm going to be a tate.

Jewish condom by The_Pyrrhonist December 28, 2021

Jewish Trichotomy 

A logical fallacy that presents only the following three options or sides to any position supported by jews: Support, Neutrality, fear/hate.

Whether the third option is “fear” or “hate” is determined by the emotional appeal sought to be derived for a given position.

To successfully advocate for our interests, we must move the discourse beyond the confines of the jewish trichotomy.

Jewish Trichotomy by Leeroy Stankins May 19, 2022

Jewish bucket 

The act of cumming in a bucket for a month and then putting it in someone’s room and opening it.

Friend: I’m gonna put a jewish bucket in your room
Friend: wtf

Jewish bucket by Wet water bottle May 22, 2022