Jemanity

A religion that is for anyone knows at least what Genshin, Pjsk, Lana del Rey, kpop, sanrio, Ao3, Dream(not in good way), Danganronpa, any anime, crk, drugs and etc is. Essentially, you have to be a loser who is in denial. Our God is Jemarcus and on the 4th of every 20th month is our national holiday.

Person 1: I am about to pull for Scaramouche in the hit game Genshin Impact avaliable on most devices
Person 2: You better pray to Jemarcus and sacrifice your new born to Jemanity before you pull, otherwise the IRS will get you

by AStrangePersonOnline November 1, 2023

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Jermaining it

Taking a piece of finished work and tweaking it until your left with something that belongs in the trash bin.

Damn, bro! That was nice painting until you started jermaining it..

by Stuntybunty53 November 7, 2023

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jermarai

The cutest, tiniest, littlest, minusculest, compactest, portablest, miniaturest baby to exist. The size of him is so small that he cannot be seen with a microscope, he is known to be smaller than an atom and as cute as a kitten. He can only say one phrase “the birds aroused from the trees like they saw their favourite celebrity”, he repeats this phrase over and over because his brain is so tiny and cute it doesn’t allow for more information to be processed. A term to describe an insane amount of cuteness

Tia: “The cutest being to exist is Louis”

Jermarai: “No, it’s me”

by Trustable source December 16, 2023

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Jermaine Green

Big Fat dude who is pretty good and football pulls no hoes and is a loser in general hopefully he can make the nfl and I hope he does but he is too fat keep all your food away I hate fat niggas. - Gabriel Chaaban

Oh ur jermaine green

how did u know
cuz ur fat black and lightskin

by Gabriel Chaaban January 10, 2024

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Jermone

Jermone’s are so fine and sexy. They’re the most attractive guys you’ll ever find. Both personality and looks are so damn fine, you’ll have yourself begging for them. They sex game is so deadly, they will have you begging for more. Jermone’s are so quiet & shy but once you get into their comfort zone, they’re the best people to hang around with. Be careful though, girls are drooling over him so if you want to make him yours, you have competition. They’re usually born around April to September. They’re attitude is so, I don’t give a fuck, I’m going to do what I want. Jermone’s are so caring yet ruthless at the same time. They’re always looking sexy, they are so attractive everyone is always staring at them. When you talk to one, they always be licking they lips and smiling like they’re trying to have your baby. After one conversation, you’ll be begging for him. They’re the realist people you can have in your life but be wise. Once you push them beyond their limits, they will cut you off just like that. Jermone’s are such loyal friends with a very big heart for everyone. They are very curtious people & they are always thinking of others before themselves. If you ever find a jermone in your lifetime, let’s say your blessed with the best.

“Wait who’s that?”
“That’s Jermone”
“Damn he’s so fine, do you know him”
“Yeah, he’s MINE!”

by New roads January 24, 2024

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