The pointless, forced, unpaid work social function that takes place outside of standard work hours. While this activity may be billed as a "team building" experience, it's true purpose is to stroke the ego of the most senior executive present, and the entire HR staff.
Jen: "Hey Dan, are going to your after work inter-office softball game?"
Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."
Dan: "It's mandatory. I hate these workle jerks."
by Noisy Ned August 6, 2010
Get the workle jerk mug.Adj. To take for a fool, to lie to someone, "pull the wool over someone's eyes" as in deceiving someone.
E.g. "He didn't tell me there was change left over - he 'jerked' me!"
The cop told the pickpocket "don't jerk me around, I saw you hand the wallet to your partner, who do you thing you're bullshitting don't play me!"
The cop told the pickpocket "don't jerk me around, I saw you hand the wallet to your partner, who do you thing you're bullshitting don't play me!"
by Carlito'sWay December 14, 2010
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Much like a shark, this person under-exaggerates their ability at certain games. The jerk factor is added by the fact that this person does this to friends, not unsuspecting pool hall drunks.
Richard invites Greg over to play Guitar Hero, saying that he is only on Easy mode. Greg comes over only to get his butt whipped by someone who can 5 star his way through hard.
Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"
Under normal circumstances, Richard would be a shark. Because he did this to a buddy, he is a "jerk shark"
by CHRISGRE January 1, 2009
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Get the jerkbag mug.a variation of the "eiffel tower" or "taking some one to Paris" when two men dock their penises, and form an eiffel tower formation with their hands. The third gentlemen also known as the jerk, then jerks the foreskin back and forth over the docked peni.
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