Jasper

The kind of guy who will hold your hand and squeeze it to make you feel special. The coolest guy ever. Everyone named Jasper is manly as fuck and very handsome. Boyfriend and husband material.

Person 1: What's your name?
Jasper: Jasper!
Person 1: Omg please date me.

by manstay November 24, 2021

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Jasper’s law

The law that things that don’t have names and don’t necessarily need names will spawn unnecessary names.

Jasper’s law is a prime example of Jasper’s law.

by TheRebel2187 May 17, 2023

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Jasper

A boy who is autistic, gay, and short but is very loving. He is really caring and cute.

I just started to date this guy jasper.

by Niceboy7 May 24, 2023

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Jasper

an emo dude who is obsessed with trees and enjoys fucking sleeping cows in their free time.

Jasper hit me with a pan on Monday at 9:15

by weh.water.whapids May 28, 2023

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Jasper- horrid, terrible, insufferable, a confederate soldier who has an accent that makes him not sound white. a egotistical, self centered, crazy, manipulative, pathological liar who enjoys gas-lighting people and ruining everyone else's lives, as well as a potential homewrecker who strives to make u miserable because only he can be happy.

Jasper is terrible. I've never felt so free with him out of my life, be warned and get rid of every jasper u know, especially if they are white.

by jaemsjaems March 5, 2023

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