STD jamboree

A festival in which STDs are transferred from person to person.

Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have AIDS
Patient: Damnit. I knew I shouldn't have gone to that STD jamboree!

by Stevoisiak February 21, 2014

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Space Jammed

When you haven't done sport for an extended period of time, and cannot perform like you previously could. Similar to how all the pro basketball players lost their powers in the movie Space Jam.

Swimmer 1: I've been out for a month, it feels like I'm swimming through custard.

Swimmer 2: Shit dude, you're space jammed!

by frobrowilldo July 12, 2017

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Muddy Pink Jammer

Similar to an alaskan pipeline, this move is when you start with anal, get some shit on the top of your dick, and stick it into the woman’s vagina.

Guy 1: “Dude Taylor let me give her a Muddy Pink Jammer last night, it was amazing, except there was a lot of shit on my dick. like golly there was poopy everywhere!”
Guy 2: “who the fuck are you?”

by Slappdat June 10, 2018

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A person with one of many various disabilities. Not very pleasant on the eyes or nose and almost always highly disillusioned about there state of affairs.

99% of washing line crime convictions in 2013 were held accountable to 'jambo's' or the 'scumbos' as they have become better known. They mostly inhabit a derelict part of the city where most immigrants can afford to stay or even have a go at running the club.

FAMOUS JAMBO's:
Sir Jimmy So-vile.

Gary Glitter business partner of Craig Thomson
Rolf Harass-ment

On his way home the JAMBO smiled and thought to himself- I wish I was a hibee

by Al jambosmustdie January 12, 2014

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