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They were born to Catholic parents and may have been baptized and raised Catholic, but they don't practice the religion themselves. Same as Jack Mormon, Lutheran, etc.
by jTown Mike January 10, 2018
Get the "Jack" Catholic mug.The shenanigans that corporations play with disingenuous politicians, which place them in a higher position than the politician's individual constituents. These shenanigans may include contributions, lobbying, influence peddling, manipulation of regulatory environments, strong-arming, or other techniques, not unlike those of organized crime, but legitimized by a corporate presence, employed to create a favorable environment for the corporation and its shareholders mostly to the detriment of the individual constituents within the district served and the corporation's stakeholders. Often corporo-political jackassery exploits weak-minded people who respond to buzzwords and grossly oversimplified skeletal concepts they don't understand with militant activism in defense of the buzzword, despite the obvious detriment to the individual; i.e., "Obamacare."
A number of protections were enacted following the Great Depression to prevent our economy from tanking, however thanks to decades of corporo-political jackassery, most were deregulated and Wall Street was alloiwed to police itself. The end product left the U.S. with massive foreclosures, layoffs, and an exodus of industry which further eroded the middle class.
by Hot East March 6, 2011
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Q: Why did you lie about taking a cookie from the cookie jar?
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.
Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.
Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.
A: I believe it was my own jackassedness.
Due to your jackassedness, the entire class will not be going on the field trip.
Due to your jackassedness, I find you in contempt of court and sentence you to six months of jail.
by swimmerooo February 20, 2011
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person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.
person 2: he's so funny and his music is underrated as hell yo.
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"Aye pass me some of that Jack Daniels. My girlfriend has been quite reluctant to give me anything to look forward to so this should seal the deal"
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