Chargin The Phone

The Act Secretly Masturbating While Telling People You Need to Charge Your Phone,
This Comes from the uses of the 'Wank Band Product'

Girlfriend: "Where Did You Go?!?!?!?!?"
Guy: "Sorry I was Chargin The Phone

by TheBanterLamp August 14, 2016

phone roll

Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.

Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.

Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.

Sender: LMFAO o shit sry

PHONE ROLLED!

by Rulacho September 4, 2013

Phone Jab

A jab from a phone.

Hi Dave, how are you? Hi Penny, i'm good thank you, are you okay? PHONE JAB!!

owwwww

by DavePen February 1, 2012

spirit phone

perfection

guy: spirit phone
other guy: lemon😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

by human i think February 3, 2023

Franken-phone

A functional mobile cellular communications device that is cobbled together from various random, unusable or even un-related components.

Shit, man. That new iPhone costs over a grand! $250 hot or off the Dark-Net...Looks like I get to keep my Chinese Franken-phone 'till those prices drop to reasonable.

by YAWA February 12, 2020

cell phone

Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

Jizz Phones

The head phones one uses to masturbate with. Usually used to keep the pornographic sounds from entering other's ears that are near.Are usually covered in semen.

Guy #1 Hey why are these headphones so sticky?
Guy #2 Oh yes, those would be my jizz phones.
Guy #1 *Throws headphones*

by guy # 2 August 6, 2010