Ideal

A deepwoods word sometimes used mistakenly in place of Idea.
Distant kin of this person may also use the word Idear.
*note- even funnier to hear idear through one tooth.

Tim "Basicly, we'll starve if we don't eat or whatever."
Don "Lets go get some lunch"
Tim "Thats a great ideal!"

by Yi Hall May 20, 2008

sexually identify as an attack helicopter

'I sexually identify as an attack helicopter' is a joke/meme that originally started as a copypasta about a man who dreams of becoming an attack helicopter, it is used to make fun of/parody abscure and often absurd gender and sexually identification posts often seen in forums and blogs.

Hey! I sexually identify as an attack helicopter, Have you got something wrong with that!

by Nameayellowfruit January 3, 2017

bootstrap ideology

The belief that you can pull yourself out of any situation by yourself. Coservative Idiology bases some of it's beliefes on this idea.

Today our Political Science Professor taught us about the Bootstrap Ideology.

by ????^_^???? December 17, 2006

Halt! Identify!

What androids say to intruders. This allows them to determine whether or not the intruder is an android himself, as android-non android relations is frowned upon in the Commonwealth. Upon detection of a non-android body within the range of his visual scanners, an android may sound the alarm, whereupon the intruder will be instantly vaporized by alarm-response androids. As such, it is recommended that if a non-android wishes to "learn the ways" of the android, that he or she must follow the following directions:

Step 1: Crouch outside of the range of the android's visual scanner.

Step 2: Sidle up to the android in question, being sure not to look it in the eye.

Step 3: If the android does not detect an intruder, commence learning the ways of the android.

Note: This works best in close proximity to the Commonwealth Public-Use Industrial Capacitive Reactive Surface #36, colloquially known as the "Boss Door."

Android #1 is minding his own business, guarding a resting Mobile Grinder.

Intruder: "Why hello there Android #1! Might you direct me to the nearest Boss Door, or perhaps to a checkpoint?"

Android #1: "Halt! Identify!"

Intruder: "Oh dear, I must have offended his delicate sensibilities. Time to block and release."

by Dr. Hugo Roflstomp July 23, 2010

Identity Theft Theorem

A mathematical theorem stating that any given number may equal any other number. This theorem can also be used on itself, meaning it may be used in anything imaginable. this theorem cannot be proven or disproven because in either case, the Identity Theft theorem can be used to prove just the opposite.

Examples in math:
3+3=8
1=487
38=58

Example in an argument:

Two people are arguing which is better, Mario or Zelda. Person A believes Mario is better because of the massive amount of games he has starred in. But person B uses the Identity Theft Theorem to prove that Mario IS Zelda. When person A says that that makes no sense, person B may say that by using the Identity Theft Theorem, he has proven that nonsense in itself is now sensible. But since person A may also use the Identity Theft Theorem, there can never be any true winner, unless the Identity Theft Theorem on the outcome as well.

by TranceDjAelita February 9, 2006

idear

A more than dubious variation of the word "idea". Heard a lot on the tv series "American Chopper". Gives me the shivers every time.

My father came up with this idear.

by Steff 320i August 29, 2010

ideolocator

Noun.
1.) An interactive website for short stories.
2.) A map tool, usually signified by an arrow, that shows: YOU ARE HERE

The ideolocator said that I was in storyland.

by Nco November 15, 2003