Hooker stand

The way a hooker stands in her heels when she is working one heel up against the wall the other on the ground

Stop using hooker stand out here or otherwise you will be mistaken for a hooker

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 18, 2021

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Douche Hook

A girl who thinks she is cool, and only hooks up with douche bags.

Hey, there goes kristie
Yeah, she's drunk again looking for a dude, what a douche hook!

by Johnson Johnson Johnson May 31, 2010

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(Also DH) A person (male or female) that before going to a party or social gathering you are sure you can hook up with if all else fails. Basically, insurance. Because nobody likes to get left out a party right?

Mike: Hey Dave you going to Jessica's party?
Dave: Yeah man, as long as I have a designated hook up.
Mike: Oh yeah, Tina should be there, if things don't work out with anyone else.
Dave: I feel shallow for this though, Mike.
Mike: Don't Dave, we are humans and our need for love must be satisfied, just like our need for food or water.
Mike: I love you man.

by Viva La Fro July 6, 2010

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Groin Hook

To pick up a drunk woman while drunk using references towards your genatalia

How was your night?"......"Oh it was great i groin hooked this woman at the bar last night and brought her home.

by willie11 April 21, 2011

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negative hook-up

When a man brings home a woman after attempting to woo her, but she ends up putting on more clothes, rather than taking them off.

Dan: "How did things work out with that girl you met last night?"

Jay: "Everything was going fine, until I brought her back to my place, and she asked to borrow my sweatshirt, and said she had a boyfriend. I had a negative hook-up."

by My balls are fat September 16, 2011

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