heavened hell

a humorous term for a marriage theoretically 'made in heaven' but one that ends in divorce after less than 5 years.

in Hollywood terms any marriage that is not a heavened hell is actually hard to come by nowadays, with divorce being easier to obtain, compared to previous generations.

by Sexydimma February 10, 2014

Dick the halls

When that asshole next door puts up his Christmas lights before Thanksgiving.

Danny: Man, sure is a beautiful day. Hey Fred what's your neighbor doing?

Fred: Looks like he's trying to dick the halls

Danny: Damn, no respect for Thanksgiving anymore.

by FortKnox5 March 26, 2016

You can shut the hell up

The best retort ever.

Hey, can I ask why you're being such a jerk?

You can shut the hell up.

I think the problem is with you.

I think the problem is that you're not shutting the hell up.

by DesPERRYado November 10, 2004

the hell with it

Forget it

Ah, the hell with it!

by kim November 5, 2003

HELL IN A HANDBASKET

Comical way of describing a situation where you or somebody is going to end up in deep shit.

Yeh, if she find out I forgot when her birthday is I'm going to GO TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET!

by Joshiro007 February 21, 2003

the blank from hell

this phrase is used to describe anything that is shitty

fill in the blank from hell with any thing

i think the chef jizzed on my curry. this is the lunch from hell.

by Richard Lewis April 23, 2008

fucking hell

A variation on bloody hell, only less British.

"Dude, my car just got towed."

"Fucking hell!"

by erin® November 26, 2003