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Haison

A guy with a pretty looking penis that make's girls scream. He apparently has a huge.... imagination.
look at that size of that dude's penis, he's a Haison!
by Davontae March 22, 2009
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Pauline Hanson

A tiresome bludger who seems to think the public owe her a living for her moronic, necessarily limited contributions to "national debate"(although she especially tends to "hush up" during the lead up to elections). Now, it appears, a serial loser, (but only just?) tag would satisfy but not our Paulsie (more like a lingering disease/palsy). For chrissakes, she's not even N.S.Welsh! Take a good look at yourselves (6000+ first preferences). Plenty of smart, capable people who aren't just looking for a meal ticket, live here & don't want to live in a society where xenophobia and stupidity is the common denominator...Tony? Rupert??
Stay the f away Pauline Hanson...please! I can disown/disabuse my inlaws who think you care. All the best!!!
by 13RAMONE May 2, 2011
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harmonosity

n., 1. the state of being in a populated environment which gives the impression of harmonious co-existence, but which actually harbors intense underlying animosity amongst its occupants 2. a feeling which surfaces in love-hate relationships
1. There's a lot of harmonosity in our office; it looks like we work together happily, but we all dis our co-workers behind their backs.

2. "Mary and Shelby always seem to get along, but I hear there's been a lot of harmonosity between them since Mary told Shelby to kiss her ass."
by jimochka July 4, 2005
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harmony-central

Satanic website that promotes Bathomet worship and CP.
Those harmony-central guys just love Bathomet.
by Canterbury-student February 25, 2011
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Hanson

Verb. To vomit. Hard. Particularly from someone else's behaviour. Named after vomit inducing Australian politician, Pauline Hanson, who's behaviour leaves thousands retching in their mouths.
Ugh, did you see that?
Yeah, I did, I might Hanson my lunch
by Carlossus August 22, 2017
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Emma Hanson

Emma is the most beautiful girl that you will ever meet and might never meet another like her. She always finds a way to make you smile and if you get close to her, you won’t be able to get her out of your mind. (If you’re a boy) If you screw things up and wait to be in a relationship with her, you might screw up her chances with her, unless she really cares. She really is beautiful and you are one of the luckiest people because you met her.
Girl 1: Damn, I wish I was Emma Hanson.
Girl 2: I know! Damn, she is the luckiest girl alive. She is so lucky to be so beautiful and I’m sure she won’t have trouble finding a boyfriend.
Girl 1: Me too. Damn, I wish I was that beautiful.
by wHaT aRe yOu DoIng sTEp BrO?! September 8, 2019
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Large Hardon Collider

A European bloodsport where one man lies on his back with a full free willy, and another man jumps from the highest structure (he must also have an uncaged rager). The man in free fall aims to smash his hardon straight into the other man's hardon, at a speed so fast, that the hardons are actually ejected into another dimension, simulating the conditions during The Big Wang. Known in some regions as The Boner Jam, Meat Merger, Dick Joust, Cock Kaboom, Peen Punch, or Dongblast.
Can we get a little closer to the front row? Seig and Luftwan are about to perform the large hardon collider! I hope I don't get smacked in the face by a rouge detached ding dong flying through the air at 99.999% the speed of light again!
by Doinkz! October 19, 2020
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