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Hansel and Gretel

Sharting while running outdoors, or frantically shuffling to the restroom, leaving a trail of shit you can follow back to where you came from, if need be.
"Dude! Coach ran me so hard at practice that I left a Hansel and Gretel all the way from the field house."

"Bill ate tacos for lunch and within 10 mins, he had Hansel and Greteled a path from his desk to the bathroom"
by BEE EF DEE November 2, 2011
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hansel and gretel

Hey, yo, don't be like hicks and be like hansel and gretel
by Shizzle DOG November 18, 2002
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Taylor Hanson

The gay one. Although this piano playing, lead singing member of Hanson is married with two children, he still leaves the world confused. Blessed with a 'unique?' fashion sense and unprecedented ability to talk with his hands, Mr Taylor "The Gay One" Hanson leaves the world questioning the accuracy of it's gaydar.
"Aww, there's the gay one and his wife... I wonder if he'll stop for an autograph! Where do you think the fat one and the disposable one ran off to?"
by Steph April 25, 2005
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haneen

When you say anything just for the sole purpose of getting famous even if people throw shit on you. Some things never change
She must be a haneen
by hansens May 19, 2020
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hanson

Leaving the entire house a dirty wreck, and expecting others to clean up after you.
Please dont hanson the kitchen again.
by jackson bronze September 4, 2005
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Hassenated

An intensely innebriated state, where nonsensical terms are uttered, and violent wrestling matches are assured. Individuals in this state of mind tend to answer every question, even those of dire consequence, by simply repeating "the thing with the stuff", and in some extremely rare cases, the individual may call a cab driver a "baby wa-wa". This condition afflicts many young men, and is typically contracted by living in close proximity to a plethora of bars for an extended period of time.
"Wow Andy. You were Hassenated last night!"
by E.R. Aitkenhead October 19, 2006
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Hanson

Come over here baby and give Me a Hanson and make my penis go mm.bop
by BurntAnus December 23, 2016
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