Ass-Haidery

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

sailor's handkerchief

when you blow snot out of your nose onto the ground because you don't have a kleenex or hanky to use.

The cold air made my nose run, so I did a sailor's handkerchief on the street.

by Woody Thomas September 13, 2008

heavy-handed

A term describing a generous bartender. This bartender always fills your pint glass to the brim and ensures you get your money's worth in any mixed drink.

"Jack sure is a heavy-handed bartender, there's just enough cranberry juice in this cranberry vodka to give it color."

"I'm starting to think Lisa is a cougar, she's always heavy-handed with attractive frat boys."

by Rena Jae November 2, 2011

caggie handed

Used to describe left handed people. Mainly used in the Midlands.

She's a bit caggie handed!

by Pumpkin15 June 9, 2016

Meat hanger

A girl with long skin hanging down from her pussy.

"Man, I had sex with this girl last night and she had disgusting meat hangers."

by FRESHNESSS August 25, 2009

Too many turns of the coat hanger

This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.

She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.

by deeknight August 18, 2009

short-handed

1) without any seemingly particular effort
2) in unfavorable circumstances
3) in a game of when your team is not on the power play
4) hand-over-fist in British English slang

Person a: can Sidney Crosby score short-handed, even after his injury of Jan 2011-Feb 2012?

Person b: we'll have to wait and see.

by Sexydimma November 16, 2014