google voice

a prank caller's best friend.

Google Voice User (Andrew): Is your refrigerator running?
Friend: Who is this? It can't be Andrew, because that's an Alaskan area code.....

by komodo07 July 29, 2009

deep google

To google something and read beyond the first page results

I deep googled the financial crisis of 2007 - 2008 and found lots of helpful information on page 5 of google search results.

by gosh114 April 14, 2015

Google Teacher

A teacher that is lazy and uses Google to find questions and/or essay topics for students to do.

I got some homework questions on a book, I Googled them and the questions and answers are all there, definitly a Google Teacher

by Ghostofchris May 30, 2009

University of Google

When someone is over-reliant on Google for information, he or she is said to have matriculated at the University of Google. This is an especially appropriate characterization when individual is, by reputation, a major ignoramus who has attempted refashioned himself/herself into a pseudo-intellectual since the advent of the Internet.

Guy 1: Anthony is getting unbearable to be around. I'm sick of his dilettantish, whimsical, and flat-out stupid musings about string theory. As I recall, Anthony barely graduated high school and worked at McDonalds for ten years.

Guy 2: Yeah, well, he's currently enrolled at the University of Google.

by staples 1234 May 7, 2010

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

Google-Sided

V. This is what happens to you when you start to Google a subject but become sidetracked by results that have nothing to do with the original/intended subject. Resulting is forgetting what you were originally looking up, or delaying the desired information.

Allison: "Let's Google arctic penguins."
Danny: "Ok. Hey! Look at these images of the polar ice caps!"
Allison: "That's crazy. Are they melting?"
Danny: "It look's like it. Do you believe all the hype about global warming?"
Allison: "Yeah, but, wait, I thought we were googling penguins. We're getting Google-Sided."

by Allison976 March 18, 2007

Google Herpes

When you get a barrage of advertisements from a webpage you visited only once.

Man: I didn't know you were into apocalypse survival kits

Man 2: I'm not. I accidentally clicked that site and now I've got Google Herpes

by NightdesertHawkManguy March 9, 2014