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Spirit Gunning

The Spirit Gun made famous in 1990 through,”Yu Yu Hakusho”. Through Japanese inspiration it is with great pride that I bring to you….SPIRIT GUNNING! This is when you’re gettin sucked. Maybe regular, maybe from da byke! Anyway you’re gettin sucked so good that you bust and she keeps going or he whatever. But anyway its so good that your soul is sucked out da shmeckel.
Mike: Bro you were straight spirit gunning the shit out of me! Aye dios mio🫠
Elias: (wipes mouth while looking up) Yeah I know bro I get around. I’m a real whore!
Mike & Elias: (High fives and booty bumps)
by Moe Lester THDT January 24, 2025
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Gladiator Gooning

To engage in a battle of gooners till the death in a Greek/Roman style arena.
Theseus was the champion of Gladiator Gooning in 450 BC
by StriderPoopie January 28, 2025
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Phantom gooning

Also known as the "no hand technique" is the act of achieving an orgasm without the use of your hands or outside stimuli, just your genitals and mind
Last night was CRAZY, I was phantom gooning and had a massive finish
by Astridthestar1 January 29, 2025
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Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.
"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."
by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025
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Ethical Gooning

Ethical gooning is a form of gooning where the individual only consumes porn and other forms of NSFW media in a way where:

1. All characters are canonically (or clearly by their depiction) 18+.

2. They know, understand, and like the character beyond their mere sexual appeal.

3. They do their best to credit artists and other creators if they edit or repurpose their work.

Overall, the ethical gooner cares for and derives pleasure from other things beyond mere objectification or blind consumption of porn and NSFW media.

This is to especially juxtapose themselves to forms of gooning, where individuals that generate ignorance and mindsets that sexualize and objectify everything due to their blind consumption.
Person 1: I like Yor Foger because she's a cool character with an amazing character in SpyXFamily while being hot as fuck. You only like her for the later. We are not the same.

Person 2: Aren't all are you crusty gooners the same?

Person 1: No, I engage in ethical gooning unlike others.
by Jack Yoth February 2, 2025
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Eye-gooning

The act of entertaining oneself through visual admiration of highly desirable aesthetics, typically online (e.g., social media, photos, videos) without any interaction beyond observing.

Most commonly used for exceptionally attractive people, but also applies to things like cars, watches, outfits, or anything visually “too good.”
"Bro I wasn't actually doing anything, I was just eye-gooning to some hypercars."
by eygoner January 17, 2026
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Slag Gunning

The act of fucking a girl through a gauged pericing on the cheek and nutting hard enough to blast the plaque off her teeth akin to a slag gun cleaning a furnace.
"Dude i slag gunning this chick last night and she had to rinse her mouth for 20 minutes"
by Whyamiheredog January 24, 2026
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