I'm gonna have a cow

A term used to express excitement and anger and about any emotion imaginable. But be careful, people might assume you are literally giving birth to cows. If you choose to play along with this childish idea, make disturbing groans while squeezing your buttcheeks together. And people may ask you where you keep your cows. Tell them that you keep them in a pin behind your house!

(Accidentally drops phone and cracks screen)
Suzzy: Oh my goodness, I'm gonna have a cow!
(Friends throw a surprise birthday party)
Friends: SURPRISE!

Herald: AH! I'm gonna have a cow!
(Also consider... Trips and falls on school stairs in front of hot seniors)
Tina: About 24 cows just escaped my pin... ;(

by kakattack3000 August 8, 2015

I'm gonna kill you with a spoon

Typically used by band directors as a threat when you can't get a note right or scratch the floor with a timpani pedal.

I swear Jada if you don't hit that B flat I'm gonna kill you with a spoon then go after your family.

by Hihihhygdhvfttyyuipo November 18, 2016

I'm gonna shit your pants

A great threat for any use

сука 1: i'm gonna shit your pants
сука 2: what the fuck

by superc22066 November 9, 2021

Never gonna give you up

Never gonna let you down

I'm Never gonna give you up

by Never gonna make you cry September 16, 2020

Haters gonna hate

A phrase used to express apathy towards another's disapproval. Probably one of the most overused and annoying phrases of the year 2011 and will be for 2012. Although it has reason behind it in most cases (mainly when it really is only a matter of opinion) in some cases it does not (when reason comes into play).

An acceptable use of the phrase:

Sam: You look weird as a brunette.

Sandy: Haters gonna hate.

An unacceptable use of the phrase:

Sam: Justin Bieber can't sing and looks like a 12 year old girl.

Sandy: Haters gonna hate.

by mainlyachocolatepinecone March 12, 2012

im gonna cut him homes

this phrase would be said by a small, black haired blue eyed clean shaven mexican man. he would be holding a razor in his hand and looking at a black man. he would go at him and cut him.

as carlos saw the large, black man raping his girl, he got out his razor and said to his friends " im gonna cut him homes." he ran in and cut the black man!

by essay June 23, 2004

Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is

An expression that a dominant person says to a weak person; especially when it comes to a challenge. The expression was actually more of an insult than an intended joke made toward another person.

The expression "Why don't you bend yo ass over and we're gonna see who the real bitch is" was used by a very dominant person or a bully to insult a weaker person.

by Boyzkang Crudz February 8, 2012