Gaffer

The opposite of a goofer; someone who intentionally is bad at everything; a runt/ scandral

The kid is such a friggin gaffer. I told him to give me gas money and then he stole.

by milkbigmilk June 3, 2016

gaff

To hire a 'hit rapist'

I'm sending a gaff round her way, the bitch

by kyplex April 18, 2009

Gaff

cigarette.

that cunt nicked my gaff and smoked it up his arse.....

by Wonder chode December 30, 2002

gaffa

releasing waste from anos....shit brah

oh mate i gotta go chuck a gaffa

by mark May 6, 2005

Gaff

To masturbate and or "Gaff" to something extraordinary (porn clips with amazing portnstars) or during sexual intercourse.

Kumar: "Oh my god! I need to gaff...I've been dry for days."
Wong: "Days...holy shit...It's been hours for me and I'm soooo dry."
Kumar: "That's not coo...what would Colonel Sanders say about this...?
Wong: "Gaff and Munch child...Gaff and munch..."

by A Panda from Antartica June 22, 2010

Gaff

A general negative expression.

Did you see Cheraye's new haircut, it was so gaff.

by imapieceofhtmll February 12, 2014

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004