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gerber

A girl who is both very hot and clearly underage. Derived from the definition of burger as being a fine piece a ass; a gerber is a young burger.
Kevan: What were you up to?
Jim: I was at the high school for my little sister's soccer game. That place was crawlin with gerbers.
by DuezersAnonymous January 5, 2007
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Gerber Baby

known as a person that is not about that life. One that gets drunk after two beers, and does not handle liquor very well. Also a person that gets no women, and has no muscle definition.
We're going to the club tonight, but we're leaving the Gerber Baby behind. We dont want him throwing up after two beers.
by Carlos Hangover Baby. January 19, 2011
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gerbil rocket

The act of Gerbiling,and,then,trying to get the gerbil back out with a naked flame,to find that your ''natural gases'' are flammable.
''Oh shit,that Hamster Just Got Gerbil Rocketed''
by zigger January 1, 2008
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garbsin' it

chillin... probably checkin out facebook on the lap top in the back of class, if not, CSin it. If in math, toss up the shocker and tell the teacher to suck it. generally bad ass
Yo, you Garbsin' it?
You know it!
by Garbs July 20, 2008
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[Gerbil] fell off the wheel

The time when a person is having difficulty concentrating.
"Wow, Bart hasn't been his usual self today. I guess his gerbil fell off the wheel."
by John Martins July 6, 2008
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Gerbing

A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?
by GerbilStroker June 9, 2011
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Gerbileus

An ileus is a partial or complete blockage in the bowels that can cause pain, a distended abdomen and the inability to defecate. A "gerbileus" is an ileus specifically caused by a gerbil.
Renaldo had not pooped for days and his abdomen was distended. He suspected it was the gerbil he had allowed Pedro to put up his butt the weekend before but needed an x-ray to confirm the diagnosis of: "gerbileus".

Although never confirmed, there was a rumor that a certain famous actor enjoyed the occasional gerbil up the tailpipe until one day it went in too far, creating a "gerbileus" that had to be surgically removed.
by Pammie Cakes November 18, 2011
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