Garrett

A cheeki fookin coon

"He just told me to shove a massive Bambi splinter in my urethra, fucking Garretts"

by A Fucking Cunt December 9, 2016

garrethizer

An epic gamer, Oro main in Fortnite, and TF2 enthusiast.

Put some spring in your step, don't be a garrethizer.

by when caveman October 18, 2020

garrett schrader

Cool hot big dick luck to date him

Big dick garrett Schrader Brody

by Cool guy1 January 9, 2014

garrett kula

That bitch in the back of the class who wants to suck off the teacher

Garrett Kula, quit F'ing the teacher

by Papa Daddy daddy February 20, 2015

garrett raul

Koala with a great personality.

You're such a Garrett Raul!

by Slimthick September 15, 2016

garreton

A royal tribe of artists and architects presiding over the Americas and Europe.

"Hey, should we hit the Garreton exhibit in New York?"
"Hell ya!"

by The Bookkeepper May 27, 2016

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016