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gasping turtle

When you fuck a girl so hard in the ass she throws up and is gasping for air.
person 1: dude I heard you did the gasping turtle last night!
person 2: oh yeah, she threw up everywhere.
by mackieeeee September 23, 2009
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gaspis

gaspis (noun) - The gas which is released during and after one urinates. It has a distinctive smells and is usually more satisfying than other varieties of farts.
Man: I have to go drain the lizard.
Woman: * Goes to get Brush from Bathroom *
Woman: I thought you said you had to pee?
Man: Don't mind the smell, it's just some gaspis.
Woman: Why does it smell like a fast food kitchen?
Man: That is that gaspis for you.
by 503Ryan June 23, 2016
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Gasini

Your typical high school girl with crop tops, mini skirts and golden afro. Known for blue eyeshadow and belly button ring. Loves combination of brownies and dandelions
Josh was entertainer for gasini and basil
by ruthmcbengue October 1, 2016
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Stage-gasim

The amazing feeling you get before/during/after performing for an audienece. Usually in the case of actors and musicians.
Director: "Show's in two minutes"

Actor: "Wow i have such a stage-gasim!"
by DMW Da Zohan February 18, 2011
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gaposis

The distance between a womans' legs at the crotch.
"That gal has a big case of gaposis going on, you could ride a bike between those and not touch either side."
by Martin Lee April 21, 2007
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gaysian

Gaysian is an Asian who has turned his/her back on Asian heritage and culture to act "ghetto". Seriously the worst type of Asian.

Also I HATE THE ABBREVIATION AZN!
"Yo yo yo ni hao ma homie g dawgs"

(Ni hao=Hello in Mandarin)

Sup holmes lets practice sum tae kwon dizzo (Somone has said that to me...)
by Fung Afat Shao Nin October 19, 2004
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gaysian

An Asian man who, based on a well-put together look, could be homosexual, or could just look homsexual because he's Asian.
I just can't tell with him- he's so Gaysian.
by MissPinkKate July 29, 2008
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