Gabe Rowland

Gabe, more like Gabe-itches. This thing is a raging homosexual, and has not even been near puberty. If puberty was his dad, Puberty was not ready for a son, so Gabe got adopted, by a gay couple. He was directly involved in multiple terrorist attack such as 9/11 and benghazi. He also is sexually attracted to men, but will also have sexual intercourse with girls under the age of 10. If things were not already bad enough, he is a brony with a small dick. He has major masculinity issues. He is apart of the terrorist group known as the Micro Penis Pride Club. They have been known for supporting global terrorism and funding the Islamic State. (btw is a simp)

Gabe Rowland is a simp.

by pseudonym rookie January 22, 2020

gabe jones

5”7 so very small, really shit hair, likes energy drinks, nose is bigger than ur future, eyebrows are fatter than the hedge in ur aunts council house garden,
hot jawline tho

*sarcasm* gabe jones is hot

by hjlol March 27, 2020

pull a gabe

Switching your thesis topic during the second half of first semester in order to avoid working with a sadistic professor.

Wow, Prof. _____ is a jackass... I think I'll pull a Gabe and switch my thesis in November.

by Rocks4Lyfe November 18, 2011

Gabe

Kinky and perverted, but kind and a good friend to all. Just kidding he's a shit. He's the literal definition of an asshole

Fuck you Gabe.

by Joe kitty January 29, 2017

gaballin

to be glazed(eyes glazed over), blazed(high on marijuana), and limping(walking incorrectly).

"After that blunt, Jill was gaballin"

by baller56 May 16, 2007

Gabe

To exert semen out of your urethra at high speeds while making the wildest noise you could;
Thought of while "passing my free time", I thought to myself, there should be a code word to ejaculation. That's when it hit me that we should use Gabe so no one can find out what us men and recreational women do.

GAAAHHH! I just Gabed

by Kool Cids January 1, 2017

Gabe

An edgy 13 year old meme lord. A Gabe tends to get horny at the most inappropriate times (funerals, weddings, at birthdays for 5 year olds, etc.), and steal most of their memes. They can be caring human beings at certain times, but for the most of it, Gabes are really shitty people.

Amanda: Yume! I'm so happy for you! That bottle of lotion is a real looker! You're lucky!
Yume: Aw, thanks. Oh god. Is that who I think that is.
Amanda: *sigh* Yeah, that Gabe really wa-OH GROSS.
Gabe: *faps to an edgy hentai meme in one of the chairs*

by OofBoi October 14, 2017