"Wow, Michael completely missed the ball just then, what a fonch!"
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"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."
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"Sorry guys, I'm fonching right now, no clutch today."
by legionaryleader November 22, 2022
Get the Fonch mug.the action of talking about a significant other or loved one. could also be the action of traumadumping unwantedly
i am finching about my boyfriend, spencer reid.
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
i finched in the groupchat
can i finch about my significant other?
by jadeth_ September 28, 2022
Get the finching mug.finch•ing
/ˈfïnchiNG/
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a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.
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the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
/ˈfïnchiNG/
adverb
1.
a “finch” is a person that wants all of the attention on them at all times and complains when it isn’t. also watches Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007) an unhealthy amount. has an obsession with spencer reid and spencewuah. this is a negative finch, you trauma dump and be annoying as hell.
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the action of becoming finch. you talk about your significant other in an intense way. there is a thick line between actually being finch and finching. this is a positive finch because people want to hear. most used.
by iovelupin September 28, 2022
Get the finching mug.(n) Referring to a place of oblivious natural statistical confirmation accompanied by a revolutionary demonstration investigating jurisdiction representing extraterrestrial illumination
by Samwise_gamgee2 December 4, 2022
Get the Finchgurgle mug.A slang word for a combination of two or more things that are not good together - the name is a combination of a finch and a mole, which would not be a good combination of things.
James: did you hear that Dominoes is making a pizza combined with a board game for family game nights?
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
Samantha: Man, that won't go well. It's a real finchamole.
by Elkeeon December 6, 2022
Get the Finchamole mug.A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023
Get the Funch mug.A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.
Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.
by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023
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