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your a fucking shrub 

It's when you hate this bitch and you think she is ugly as fuck

that's a fucking bahji 

A play on words derived from the popular Indian snack of an onion bahji/bahjai, used to describe a good goal scored on 'pro evolution soccer'.
"That's a fucking bahji!" Said Pete as he put yet another superb goal in from outside the box on the turn with his back to the tv and his eyes closed.

"Fuck me that was nearly a fucking bahji" Said Phil as he nearly pulled one back with an audacious yet very good attempt

No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie? 

Catchy father-to-son wisdom meaning to never forget to wear a raincoat or somebody is going to get wet.
I was explaining the birds and the bees to Tommy, but my pitch was outdated. So I simply stated: No suckie, no fuckie without a rubber, duckie?

a fucking hoe 

wtf do u think it means smhhhh
'ur such a fucking hoe'
'says you, you baboon'
'ur so jealous'
'of what? your split ends?'
'baboon'
'fucking hoe'

because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER 

The answer to anything when no other answer will suffice.
guy 1: "How the hell did New Zealand manage to draw with Italy last night?"

guy 2: "because WE'RE ON A FUCKING BENDER!!!"

TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!? 

When tarrare has had only 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling when all of the sudden, a 14 month old baby goes missing.
Doctor: ok tarrare, you’ve only had 3 mess hall raids, 4 miscellaneous trash related mishaps, and one cavader defiling.

nurse, knocking on door: doctor, a 14 month old baby has gone missing.

Doctor: (long pause)… TARRARE. DID YOU EAT A FUCKING BABY?!?