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alberta flying squirrel

When your lover is laying patiently on the bed, you set yourself onto the bed post. Then, you leap off as high as you can while stretching out your scrotum out as far and wide as possible in an effort to glide down onto her face, just like the Alberta Flying Squirrel does when leaping out from the tree branches.
Dianna and I hooked up last night, and I jumped off the top ropes like an Alberta Flying Squirrel.
by WayneDarcy January 19, 2009
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flying sex snakes

1. Extra long lanky penises
2. Also used in a friendly game of tether ball
I am alone in my room and I just got hit in the face with a flying sex snakes
by Gmy bars December 27, 2013
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flying mare

A wrestling maneuver where one's opponent is lifted vertically over ones head with his/her feet facing upwards, and then tossed down on the canvas upon his/her back. Looks painful, but the thickness of the canvas and the spring suspension of WWF rings absorbs much of the impact; it "stings" more than it bruises.
And the Baron executes a perfect flying mare, taking Gorgeous George down a notch or two!
by Rod Brock July 27, 2006
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Fringe [bangs]

a. what we americans call bangs. its a hairstyle

b. to be completely stressed to the point of having a break down.
a. wow she most certainly cut her hair because the last time i checked she didnt have a fringe bangs.

b. he was so angry with the world that many said he lived on the fringe.
by Shebbba October 9, 2008
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Flying Gaggler

A sexual move in which one gargles his nuts in his mouth while flying through the air.
Dave: Hey! Look up! is it a bird? is it a plane??!!

Ben: Nah, it's just the Flying Gaggler.
by thearsonist March 16, 2010
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Fringe of Wisdom

A fringe that contains wisdom. The person who possesses the fringe may access this wisdom at anytime. The person who possesses the fringe is also extremely attractive.
Person 1: homg like how did you know that?
Person 2: I have the Fringe of Wisdom
by lolimunchkin April 18, 2010
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